With our current focus on Innovation and Enterprise, would you consider these kids creative or just plain lazy
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass.
Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!
Teacher: Why are you standing on your head?
Pupil: I’m just turning things over in my mind.
Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention.
Pupil: I’m paying as little as I can!